When we stumbled across this listing, the words in the post’s title erupted from our mouths, a la Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction. It’s that good.
A converted firehouse at 808 Morris St., this property listed by Howard Hanna Realty has a jaw-dropping 6,000 square feet, 4BR, 3 full baths, parking for four cars, skylights galore and a huge interior courtyard. All for only $399,999. Maybe it’s not on Juniper Street, but it puts the half-million dollar Liberace pad we featured a few weeks ago to shame.
Of course there’s a catch. The listing says it needs to be completed, but you could live in the pictured areas just fine while you finish up.
High ceilings on each floor, open floor-plan, and outrageous details make this property a potential palace close to Passyunk Square.
And how. We’ll take it in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.
|Back to the kitchen. I guess this is the dining room, living is the sunken lower level on the left?|
|Little confused about the configuration|
|That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. Wait, that’s not from Pulp Fiction|
|Live in here while you finish the rest|
|6,000 square feet and your bathroom is this tiny?|
|Well that’s the nicest laundry chute I ever did see|
|C’mon people. Mow before you take a picture|
|That’s where my Ferraris would go|