SoPhilly Spotlight: I Said Goddamn! edition

When we stumbled across this listing, the words in the post’s title erupted from our mouths, a la Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction. It’s that good.

A converted firehouse at 808 Morris St., this property listed by Howard Hanna Realty has a jaw-dropping 6,000 square feet, 4BR, 3 full baths, parking for four cars, skylights galore and a huge interior courtyard. All for only $399,999. Maybe it’s not on Juniper Street, but it puts the half-million dollar Liberace pad we featured a few weeks ago to shame.


Of course there’s a catch. The listing says it needs to be completed, but you could live in the pictured areas just fine while you finish up.

High ceilings on each floor, open floor-plan, and outrageous details make this property a potential palace close to Passyunk Square.

And how. We’ll take it in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.

Back to the kitchen. I guess this is the dining room, living is the sunken lower level on the left?
Little confused about the configuration
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. Wait, that’s not from Pulp Fiction
Live in here while you finish the rest
6,000 square feet and your bathroom is this tiny?
Well that’s the nicest laundry chute I ever did see
C’mon people. Mow before you take a picture
That’s where my Ferraris would go