SoPhilly Spotlight: Acme/Bidet edition

For this week’s SoPhilly Spotlight, we turn to Craiglist, where a bi-level 2-bedroom across the street from Acme beckons at $1,600 for an unbelievable 1,700 square feet.

The tall, dark drink of water in the middle

From the listing:

Passyunk Square 2 BR bi-level (2nd & 3rd floors) for rent….fantastic location, all the amenities & more! This place has to be seen to be believed.

The 1st level has a large, eat-in kitchen with tons of cabinet space, washer & dryer, powder room, and very large LR with hardwood floors and Center City views. 2nd level has 2 good-size BRs; one with Center City views & one with a private outdoor deck, and a central huge bathroom with Jacuzzi, stall shower, toilet & even a bidet.

But apparently $1,600 plus utilities is too high near Passyunk and Reed. This has been available since at least November. 

80s futuristic center stove

What? No picture of the bidet?